PERPLEXING SIGNS
June
Driving along you’re likely to encounter a variety of roadside signs offering information and instruction designed to help ensure safe passage. Most are clear enough and readily understood. Some, on the other hand, are a trifle baffling, leaving motorists occasionally puzzled and wondering what authorities had in mind. Some of these initial reactions; collected below, suggest why not all of these displays speak for themselves.
THICKLY SETTLED:
Could we be entering Calcutta? Are swarms of people about to descend upon us?
DEER CROSSING NEXT TWO MILES:
Can deer read this sign? Have they been trained or instructed to confine themselves to this stretch of road?
FALLING ROCK ZONE:
Are we talking avalanche or an occasional chunk or two? What about their likely size and weight? Who do we sue?
LET ‘EM WORK/LET ‘EM LIVE
(Signs posted along Connecticut roads—2002)
Remember, if you hit a highway worker the repair work won’t get done. Be merciful.
NO STOPPING:
There can be no standing still in American society: to stop is to be satisfied, to settle, to compromise and not reach our fullest potential. So keep on truckin’.
LOW FLYING PLANES:
What are we supposed to do? Crouch down in our seats so that these aircraft can cruise at ground level?
NO SHOULDER:
You don’t realize you miss them until they’re not there. And where, in the event of a breakdown, should we go?
BRIDGE FREEZES BEFORE ROADWAY:
Why can’t they both freeze together? Is this sign of any value in the summer months?
SPEED ZONE AHEAD:
Are we expected to speed up or slow down?
HIGHWAY ENDS:
How can that be? We’ve not arrived at our destination?