Allah’s Army

10
April

Al Qaeda leadership is no doubt proud of the fact that the roster of affiliated organizations continues to grow.  Accordingly, it can now offer new recruits a choice of where they wish to serve.  For that reason it has prepared an information sheet, so that Jihadists can be assigned to battle theaters of their choice.  We have been able to obtain a copy of the form currently in use.

Assignment Form

Name   _________   __________     Age  _______    Country of Origin   ___________________

Given                 Assumed

Education:     None  ___                  Attend Madrassa:   Number of Years  (      )

Moslem Sect:            Shiite  ___     Sunni ____     Other   ____

Knowledge of Koran:             Excellent  ___          Good ____     Fair   ____

Special Skills:           Explosives  ____       Sniper  ____  Spy  ____        Courier  ____

Previous Experience:                       Country ______________                  Period Served ___________

______________                                           ___________

_______________                                         ____________

Suicide Bomber Candidate:           Yes ____         No  ____         Uncertain  ____

Weapons possessed (list them): ______________        _____________    _____________

Period of Availability:                     Months___________                        Years  ___________

Preferred posting (in order of preference):        Mali _________         Sinai Peninsula __________

Yemen ________     Afghanistan ____________   Syria   ________   Iraq  ____________

Somalia _______      Pakistan  __________

References:  _________________   _________________  ___________________

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